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Comment - 01/22/2024 10:41 AM: ( No Vote )
Counsel 12/11/23
John William Kochevar
December 11, 2023,
12 + 11 = 23,
My Little Brother Is Trisomy 23* (Trisomy *21 Sorry Bro),
Dear Trinity How Many Human Sacrifices Are In Trisomy 23’s* (Trisomy *21’s Sorry Bro) Genetic History?
Eight Years Ago, I Remember Feeling The Unspeakable Answer Baptizing Me In Fire After Ingesting A Large Dose Of A
Psychedelic In Secret Then Thrashing My Room, Hurting Myself, And Screaming, “You Don’t Understand! If He Is Ok, Just
Kill Me!”
After My Mom Calls 911, My Dad Holds Me Down, The Police Restrain Me On A Stretcher, And The EMTs Inject Me With A
Benzodiazepine, I Am On A 5150 72-Hour Psychiatric Hold In The Hospital.
I Am Born Again, Remembering My Birth Day: Restrained And Circumcised By A Christian Culture Completely Out Of Touch
With Its Own Word Is Flesh Ritual.
In My Case Number 16-1427, The Seal Beach Police Decriminalize Possession Of A Wide Range Of Psychedelics But Most
Importantly: The Miracle Mushroom.
The Seal Beach Police Placed Their Faith In Me To Find Help.
I Am Grateful To God, My Mom, Dad, Brother, Friends, Therapists, Seal Beach EMTs, Police, Fire, City Staff, And Los Al
Hospital For Helping Me Live Through A Challenging 8 Year Trip.
So, Now, Here I Stand, Returning To The Tribe With The Help I Found: I Agendize.
I Officially Decriminalize Possession And Use Of Miracle Mushrooms That Bleed Blue For Seal Beach Residents Within The
Christian Religion’s Eucharist Birth Rite On Sunday Sabbath.
CALL TO ORDER
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I Am The Altar That Makes The Gift Sacred:
I Wrote The Law On The Mayor,
I Wrote The Law On The Governor,
I Wrote The Law On The President,
I Wrote The Law On The Pope.
They Do Not Know How To Read,
Jesus Christ, Literally Listen To Godspeed,
Cuban Missile Crisis, Psilocybe Cubensis,
Mutually Assured Jesus, Crux Photosynthesis.
I Feed Nativity Livestock The Manger’s Gold:
I Have Faith The Size Of A Mushroom Spore,
I Move 7 Continents Through Sabbath’s Door.
I Marry Christmas With The New Year Ring,
Tree Buries Treasure In Father’s Bond,
I See X See-ing Is Believing,
Underground Presents Correspond.
Jesus And I Are The Pair Able.
(Draw JO8N)
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